necrosystem:

thirteensfavoritetoy:

striders:

my record player is cheap as shit and the needle keeps skipping so i put a tiny pig on it as an arm weight

it’s lighter than a coin and working perfectly so i’m just gonna. not bother the pig

Glad to know that record player technology has seemingly made zero advancements since I was taping pennies to mine back in the 70s

The technology has advanced a lot, there’s a pig now.

mysharona1987:

softwaring:

me playing any rpg: *spends 3 hours in character customization* this is so fun

kaijuno:

Dude that’s pretty orange cat behavior of you

egyedi-eset:

memewhore:

dankmemeuniversity:

bitchwannatryme:

randomslasher:

writing-prompt-s:

Image prompt

“Gary, I realize it’s your first day, but we do have a dress code.”

I literally can’t tell who is talking to who, and I don’t want to change that for a second.

smilingformoney:

pseudophan:

pseudophan:

mads mikkelsen and robert pattinson need to do a movie together just because the promo interviews would be chaos personified

don’t hide this in the tags say it loud and proud

Interviewer: So what makes this film good?

Rob: It sucks.

Mads: I haven’t seen it.

circular-time:

toskarin:

dr who is kind of existentially terrifying in the sense of “what if you could get taken basically anywhere in spacetime, but you keep getting taken to britain”

lipslikethegardensofbabylon:

Red is such an interesting color to correlate with emotion, because it’s on both ends of the spectrum. On one end you have happiness, falling in love, infatuation with someone, passion, all that. On the other end, you’ve got obsession, jealousy, danger, fear, anger and frustration. All those emotions — spanning from intense love, intense frustration, jealousy, confusion, all of that — in my mind, all those emotions are red. You know, there’s nothing in between. There’s nothing beige about any of those feelings, it all comes back to me, and it’s red.

sirenlov3r-deactivated20231213:

girls girls women girls women oh god women women girls i love women oh god so gay

beardedmrbean:

funnytwittertweets:

funnytwittertweets:

funnytwittertweets: